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Modern Christmas Terms-Add Yours!

The other day, at 3am, I was thinking...(I know.  Letting the creative juices flow so early in the morning is bound to bring about some pretty Friday Funny things) that many of the Christmas terms we use might be considered outdated.  This is the 21st Century, modern times, the age of computers!   I wondered what would happen if we took a closer look at these Christmas terms to see how our modern kids might interpret them if they didn't already know what they meant.  For example: Mistletoe: A rocket launched from the front of your Turbo Rocketman Tennis Shoes complete with sound effects and a laser light show! Advent: Complaining about those silly Christmas ads you see on TV. Myrrh:...

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