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e-Schizophrenic with Hypertronic Tendencies

Methuselah is on Technological Life Support and it's only a matter of time now.  He was fairly old when we adopted him into our family, but these days Methuselah's had some serious electronic health issues. Methuselah’s e-Schizophrenic with Hypertronic Tendencies. To put it in layman’s terms: My computer hamster was overcome by CDrom fumes, fell off his e-Wheel and hit his head on the RAM! Methuselah is what I call my aging computer who is on his last electrode.  I'm afraid the Techno Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where he can no longer function in his current capacity.  What I mean to say is that  I can no longer function in MY capacity! It is with great elation that...

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