The 3 Vertically-Challenged, Pink Mammals w/a Reputation for Gluttony
Euphemisms and political correctness have permeated our language leaving our communication bereft of all meaning! We are so concerned with not offending that we end up saying nothing of consequence and are beginning to sound like we are all speaking legalese! Often we expend so much energy, not to mention verbiage, in order to make the simple almost unintelligible: Once (but perhaps more times than I am aware of. For I am not counting myself among the gurus on the subject) upon a time, there lived three vertically-challenged, pink mammals with a reputation for gluttony. The first (though he was only first in order, not necessarily in preference) vertically-challenged, pink mammal with a reputation for gluttony made his warm seasonal...