Art of Eloquence Blog — mouth RSS

I've been posting various acrostics the last few weeks. My first used scripture.  Monday's used JoJoisms and Wednesday's used other quotes from the rich and famous.  Today I thought I'd try my hand at a true acrostic. Here goes... Constantly Opening your Mouth and Muttering Useless News and Information is not effective Communication, but it does Account for a majority of Tripe usually Included in a politician’s Oral elocution as it is his Native tongue.   ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If you liked this post, read…Seven Reasons Why YOU Should Sign Up for the Art of Eloquence Newsletter

You've all heard the expression, "Open mouth; insert foot!" I call it Foot in Mouth Disease and feet are the delicacy of FIMM: Foot in Mouth Man.  But FIMM is so funny precisely because we all can relate. We have all been FIMMpersonators at one time or another.  It's just that FIMM sticks his foot in his mouth so often he has Athlete's Tongue! There is a story floating around the internet that the Arizona Republic was supposed to have reported.  I cannot find the original story, but that is not unusual as I have been known to search Google for "pickles" and end up with information on juice boxes! The story is about a man named Terry Mikel who...