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It's Ask a Stupid Queston Day

  Apparently, today is Ask a Stupid Question Day.  It's been said that there is no such thing as a stupid question and that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked.  However, did you ever wonder why certain questions aren't asked?   Here are some: 1. Why is it that we don't say "God bless you" when someone coughs? 2. If you file chapter 11 twice, does that make it a chapter 22? 3. Did anybody ever die of Boogie Fever? 4. If counting sheep really works, do the sheep stay awake being around each other because they are mathematically challenged? 5. Why is it that a pair of socks is two but a pair of underwear...

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