Friday Funnies: Silly Questions Lawyers Ask

This week, we've been talking about listening and communicating with the world (people of different languages and cultures).  It is fitting, then, that we have a Friday Funny that illustrates the humor in not listening to YOURSELF as you ask questions that may be interpreted in odd ways by those of different people.  Pastor Tim of has some great funnies.  Here are a few from his latest contribution to  To read more of his humor, click the link following the excerpt. Lawyer Laughs The following questions from lawyers were taken from official records nationwide: 1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child? 4. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? 5. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? 6. Were you alone or by yourself? 14. So you were gone until you returned? 15. Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None Q: Were there girls? 17. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?   *Check out more on:   If you liked this post, please subscribe to our RSS feed and share the link…


  • c. alberto

    Here’s something interesting.

  • Cindy Holman

    Oh MAN! These made my day!!!

  • JoJo

    Gotta love these!

  • Carla

    There’s lots of these. They originally came from the Massachusetts court system, but then they started looking elsewhere. Only lawyers! LOL

  • JoJo

    Thanks, C., Cindy, Janet! Everyone needs a giggle on Friday!

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