Cow Salesman
Ever wonder what it would look like if farmers were like car salesmen? Here's a glimpse from the folks at Good Clean Funnies List.net:
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A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.
The farmer priced his cow as follows:
# Basic cow........................... $499.95
# Shipping and handling................. 35.75
# Extra stomach......................... 79.25
# Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10
# Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50
# Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60
# Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20
# Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50
# Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90
# Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25
# Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40
# 4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16
# Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80
# FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36
# Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36
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4 comments
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This is so funny! We’re trying to buy a car right now. Maybe I will print this and bring it to the salesperson. jk. Thanks for the chuckle. I hope you are feeling better as well.
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Haha!!! So funny and so true :)
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Love it! You always have such great posts!
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