You are my DUSTiny! By JoJo Tabares Oh sweet DUSTiny of life at last you found me! Yes my Swiffer is the one that made it so... Everybody sing! If you are like me, you have spent the last 22 years of your marriage shaking the dust off your... everything-all the while, understanding that... Resistance is futile! Those dust particles are SERIOUS and they are especially fond of shiny black surfaces. You know, like the TV, VCR, DVD player, cable box, microwave oven, toaster, stovetop, oven door, coffee maker, dishwasher, and those little light fixtures with the tiny crevices were no dust rag has gone before! It is our DUSTiny to dust because it's a never ending process. I think dusting is really a communication from the Lord. He's trying to tell us something. Dust is God's way of letting you know YOU'RE not in charge! If you enjoy humor, you'll LOVE our speech course! No dry text here! Even shy kids LOVE this fun speech course!