Twitter Church

I have a standing joke with my kidlings who used to ask for stories all the time. Sometimes I was in a hurry for the story to be over so I’d make up stories that were really short.  One day I began to tell the world’s shortest story.  I goes like this:

Once upon a time…The end!

I got to thinking about Twitter this week and how we strive to communicate succinctly.  Since it’s Defending the Faith SONday today I thought I’d try to do the same thing with Twitter’s 140 character rule.

Here’s the Old Testament in 140 Characters or less:

GenExLev#DeutJoshJudgeRuthSamsKingsChronsEzNehEsthrJobPsalmsProv

EccSolIsJerLamEzekDanHoseaJoelAmosObJonahMicHahHabZephHagZechMal

Here’s the New Testament in 140 Characters or less:

MathMarkLukeJohnActsRom1Cor2CorGalEphPhilColThes1Tim2TimTitus

PhilippiansHebJames1Pete2Pete1John2John3JohnJudeRev

Have a blessed SONday from the folks at Art of Eloquence.com!

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Comments

  1. Touche’!!!!

  2. Don’t try and fool me, Cindy. There’s not book of Touche’ in the Bible! LOLOLOL