I posted this about a year ago. It got such a wonderful response that I thought I’d bring it back. It’s a take-off on how a typical car salesmen would break down the price of a car. I was thinking about what I do, which is really selling my words. So accordingly, here is the breakdown of the price for a…
Word Salesman:
Words ……………………………………………………………………$14.95
Title Fee …………………………………………………………………..$1.73
Order Tax (ya gotta have the words in the right order!) …$20.99
Translation Fee (so my thoughts are in ENGLISH) ……….$10.75
Punctuation Accessories ……………………………………………$7.95
Adjective Fee …………………………………………………………..$4.95
Paragraph Charge ……………………………………………………..$2.23
PDF Handy Carrying Case …………………………………………$17.95
Years of Research and Education ……………………………$1059.72
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Total cost for one communication study! ………………….$1141.22
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* Please post a comment with how you would break down YOUR products/services!
