Ever wonder what it would look like if farmers were like car salesmen? Here’s a glimpse from the folks at Good Clean Funnies List.net:
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A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.
The farmer priced his cow as follows:
# Basic cow……………………… $499.95
# Shipping and handling…………….. 35.75
# Extra stomach……………………. 79.25
# Two-tone exterior……………….. 142.10
# Produce storage compartment………. 126.50
# Heavy-duty straw chopper…………. 189.60
# Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20
# Automatic fly swatter…………….. 88.50
# Genuine cowhide upholstery……….. 179.90
# Deluxe dual horns………………… 59.25
# Automatic fertilizer attachment…… 339.40
# 4 x 4 traction drive assembly…….. 884.16
# Pre-delivery wash and comb………… 69.80
# FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:…….. 2843.36
# Additional dealer adjustments:……. 300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36
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