Some of you who are following me on Twitter or are friends with me on Facebook know that I’ve been posting, what I call JoJoisms for the past several weeks. JoJoisms are my observations about life. They use language in a fun way as to reveal life’s sometimes hard truths in a humor-filled way. Thought I’d post some of them here for Friday Funnies. Here are the first ten.
JoJoism #1 No matter how many bobby pins you own, you always need two more.
JoJoism#2 Dusting is futile. Not dusting is…not so good either!
JoJoism#3 Ironing isn’t futile. It’s an arm exercise.
JoJoism#4 Insomnia is God’s way of allowing you to get more done in a day.
JoJoism#5 Trying to be profound is like bringing your car to the mechanic. It only happens when nobody’s looking.
JoJoism#6 I AM tall. It’s just that the rest of you are Venti.
JoJoism#7 Midlife Crisis is having to reconcile gray hair and pimples.
JoJoism#8 Getting old’s not so bad. The cold you feel from hypothyroidism is neutralized by the hot flashes from Menopause.
JoJoism#9 Just when your brain is old enough to house some useful information, your mind forgets where it’s stored!
JoJoism#10 It’s Friday. Do you know where you’re week went?
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JoJoisms: Revealing Life’s Truths…As I Think of ‘em! Watch for my stand up comedy coming to a YouTube channel near you! Remember my motto…though: “All my life I wanted to be a stand up comedian, but I’m getting older now so I’m doing it sitting down.” -JoJo Tabares
‘These are very profound – I love them!!
Thanks Cindy!