Cow Salesman
Ever wonder what it would look like if farmers were like car salesmen? Here's a glimpse from the folks at Good Clean Funnies List.net: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his cow as follows: # Basic cow........................... $499.95 # Shipping and handling................. 35.75 # Extra stomach......................... 79.25 # Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10 # Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50 # Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60 # Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20 # Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50 # Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90 # Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25 # Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40 # 4 x 4 traction...