Word Salesman


Last week I posted a Friday Funny called Cow Salesman where we found out what would happen if cow salesmen were like car salesmen.  I got an 'off blog' comment that we all should price our products this way.  So I thought I'd play with the numbers and here's what I came up with: Words ....................................................................................................$14.95 Title Fee ..................................................................................................$1.73 Order Tax (ya gotta have the words in the right order!) .........$20.99 Translation Fee (so my thoughts are in ENGLISH) ....................$10.75 Punctuation Accessories .....................................................................$7.95 Adjective Fee ..........................................................................................$4.95 Paragraph Charge ................................................................................$2.23 PDF Handy Carrying Case .................................................................$17.95 Years of Research and Education ...............................................$1059.72 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total cost for one communication study! ..................................$1141.22 ...But for more moderately priced (LOL) Speech Communication studies, visit Art of Eloquence.com!

5 comments


  • Carla

    You forgot one. . . EDITING FEES!!! ROFLOL Love, Ethel


  • Nickers and Ink

    Methinks the idea may have some merit.

    ;-)


  • BeckyJoie

    That is too cute! Some of us writers can add this cost: Writer’s Insomnia——-$75 per episode. :>)


  • jojosblog

    Thanks for the additions ladies! I did forget a few things, didn’t I? lol


  • Cindy Holman

    Seems fair to me!! Go For It!!


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