Cow Salesman


Ever wonder what it would look like if farmers were like car salesmen?  Here's a glimpse from the folks at Good Clean Funnies List.net: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A farmer had been taken advantage of several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his cow as follows: # Basic cow........................... $499.95 # Shipping and handling................. 35.75 # Extra stomach......................... 79.25 # Two-tone exterior.................... 142.10 # Produce storage compartment.......... 126.50 # Heavy-duty straw chopper............. 189.60 # Four-spigot/high-output drain system. 149.20 # Automatic fly swatter................. 88.50 # Genuine cowhide upholstery........... 179.90 # Deluxe dual horns..................... 59.25 # Automatic fertilizer attachment...... 339.40 # 4 x 4 traction drive assembly........ 884.16 # Pre-delivery wash and comb............ 69.80 # FARMER SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:........ 2843.36 # Additional dealer adjustments:....... 300.00 TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36 Want a creative and fun way to learn to communicate effectively? Check out Art of Eloquence.com!

4 comments


  • BeckyJoie

    This is so funny! We’re trying to buy a car right now. Maybe I will print this and bring it to the salesperson. jk. Thanks for the chuckle. I hope you are feeling better as well.


  • Cindy Holman

    Haha!!! So funny and so true :)


  • Laura

    Love it! You always have such great posts!


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