According to recent SPAM, I've won the European Lotto, they know why I'm fat, I need to buy a replica watch and I have a KFC voucher! You gotta admit SPAM is funny! Sometimes, if it weren't for SPAM, I'd have nothing to blog about! Well, ok, I guess I'm never at a loss for words, but ya gotta admit SPAM makes great blog fodder! I mean, if it weren't for SPAM... * I'd be poor! Do you have any idea how many lotteries I've won?! And I've never even ENTERED! * I wouldn't know why I was fat. In fact, I didn't even know I WAS! * I'd have a lot less friends. People from all over the world have contacted me to share their family grief at the loss of their father, the deposed King. I had no idea there were so many kings in the world! * I'd have no idea about all the new medical technology! Even though I don't think I own the body parts they say I can enhance. * I'd get a lot less emails! Now I can boast that I get between 300 and 500 emails a day! That's impressive, especially when you consider that some of them are in a language I don't even understand! * Speaking of new languages, I'm learning so many new ways of speaking English! I had no idea that you could string together a bunch unrelated words and terms! I just can't figure out what it means! * If it weren't for SPAM, well, I just wouldn't know what to do with all the extra time I'd have! By the way, do any of you know what Acai is? I accidentally deleted that one! Oh wait...NEVERMIND! While I was typing this six more of them just came in! Learning communication skills can ALSO be fun! Check out Art of Eloquence.com!